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New and inventive ways to annoy small children

Chap’s son, aka Bone Head, ran the tractor over the waterline. Again. So now the faucets are all spewing pea-sized gravel, and while I’m sure I could look at it as a spa-style loofah shower experience, the angels of my … Continue reading

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Men who, quite frankly, need killin’–are you listenin’ Mr. Schwartzenegger?

Grandma Jessie used to say there are three kinds of men in this world—the ones you play with, the ones you stay with, and the ones that just need killin’. Mr. Schwartzenegger—congratulations. You’ve just devolved down that particular food chain. … Continue reading

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My dog, the conscientious objector

“Do you know what your dog did?” “Oh, no,” I groaned, hoping my little Border collie devil-dog hadn’t decided to eat the house. Again. Last week he chewed up a pair of Chap’s reading glasses and barely lived to tell … Continue reading

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